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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks
over at him and asks the question….
WIFE : “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
HUSBAND : “Definitely not!”
WIFE : “Why not? Don’t you like being married?”
HUSBAND : “Of course I do.”
WIFE : “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
HUSBAND: “Okay, okay, I’d get married again.”
WIFE : “You would?” (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND : (makes audible groan)
WIFE : “Would you live in our house?”
HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.”
WIFE : “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
HUSBAND : “Where else would we sleep?”
WIFE : “Would you let her drive my car?”
HUSBAND: “Probably, it is almost new.”
WIFE : “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
HUSBAND : “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”
WIFE : “Would you give her my jewelry?”
HUSBAND : “No, I’m sure she’d want her own.”
WIFE : “Would she use my golf clubs?”
HUSBAND: “No, she’s left-handed.”
WIFE : — silence –
HUSBAND : “shit.”
Have a great weekend evbdy….
Paras.
This is right from Reader’s Digest:
1. Flossing my teeth is giant pain, but my dentist insists upon it. “It’s just so hard to reach some of my teeth” I complained.
“All right, let’s compromise,”he finally offered. “Just floss the teeth you want to keep”. (Thanks Ami, for making everyone floss)
2. “I need to revise the death certificate I just handed to you” my fellow doctor said to a nurse I was working with.
” What is wrong?” she asked.
“It’s little embarassing” He said. Then pulling her aside,he whispered,”I was in a hurry when I signed it and , well, I accidentally wrote my name under ‘Cause of Death’
Enjoy.
Hey guys…here is something funny. Someone spent $100 to find out information on “Dihydrogen Monoxide.” Check it out…hilarious. So many crazy people in this world…I just hope it was a joke!
Hey all .. Want to share with all of you my little cooking adventure. Tonight was my and Yash’s turn to cook dinner and Yash told ki main to jaa raha hun library padhai karne ke liye.. Main khana nahi banaunga… I will come late.. U make dinner. So, it was left on me alone to make dinner. I was thinking ki kya banau? Then, finally decided to make Bhaat.. but socha.. Sirf bhaat, chal Pulav banate hain.. Was thinking the recipe and decided let it be my own invention. Kept rice in cooker, put all mixed vegetables, Corn and all masala available in the house.. In the process of this, Thoda Hing(asoefoetida) jyada ho gaya…
Cooker ne to barobar 3 sitti(whistle) maara.. Now, came the final thing to taste the product… With a brave heart .. my room mate took on tasting Pulav and after eating the first bite, He coughed.. Main bola ki Damn it!!! Pulav kharab ho gaya..
He said.. It is ok with little bit of more Hing, more salt 
.. I laughed and said Dahi ke saath accha lagega..
All of us ate pulav for dinner and really enjoyed eating Pulav, Dahi and Papad. (Khud ke haath ka banaya khana khane ka maza hi kuch aur hai) 
I completed two successful weeks in school and m njoying. On Sunday, planning to go to Jain center Pathshala in Derasar.
Adios,
Man scores top five spots in posting on Medavo and sad to say that ladies are lagging, pick up the pace ladies or you looooose
Q; How is a hospital gown like your insurance?
A: You are never covered as much as you think you are.
I will try and post this regularly.
Funny Videos of Avi’ & Dipti’s trip to boston.
a true must watch…
Enjoy
http://ashish.maru.us/pics/funnyvideos/121_2160.AVI
http://ashish.maru.us/pics/funnyvideos/121_2161.AVI
you know you have been married too long, when you try to make a joke and she knows exactly what you are going to do before the words come out of your mouth… and its worse when she starts laughing at you before you get to finish the sentence… the worse just happened to me today.. i am sure some of you out then can feel the pain.. and some of you can’t yet, but you will
Hi Guys,
Someone sent me a forward of some sardar jokes… they were pretty funny so thought of posting them here… Have fun laughing…
- Priti
You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:
• puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.
• sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
tries to drown a fish in water.
• thinks socialism means partying.
• trips over a cordless phone.
• takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
• At the bottom of the application where it says “Sign Here” he puts “Sagittarius”.
• studies for a blood test and fails.
• sells the car for gas money.
• misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
• drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, “Airport left”, he turns around and goes home.
• gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.
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Q: “Have you ever read Shakespeare?”
Sardar: “No, who wrote it?”
Sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
“Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”
Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
How do you measure a Sardar’s intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don’t have to re-train them on Monday.
Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
Why does Sardar have “TGIF” written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
Why can’t Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone
How do you get Sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
“Oh, look at the dead bird.”
Sardar looked skyward and said “Where, Where?
Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
