I didn’t vote…and now John McCain won :(
Don’t let this happen to you…vote =)
9 comments October 26th, 2008
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An Israeli doctor says ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.’
A German doctor says ‘That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
A Russian doctor says ‘In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.’
The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says ‘You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.
2 comments October 24th, 2008
Semester approaching to an end…
1. Thinking of an algorithmic solution to my problem…
2. Damn!!! m sleepy…
3. See, what studies has done to me.. Studies beat the hell out of me!!! why did i ever take engineering..
haha… I am doing very well and my studies are also going great.. I just have one more final to go on 8th.
Hope all of you are doing good…
Paras
7 comments May 5th, 2007
Laugh a Lot (lol)
When was the last time you laughed like you have never laughed before. I am amazed by how kids do not need a reason to laugh or cry. How self expressive they are? Want to give it a try to go back to age 5? Enjoy.
5 comments December 1st, 2006
Interview!!!
An interview of a candidate.
OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER : YOUR FATHER’S NAME ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR
OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE : METRIC PASS
OFFICER : WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR
OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW
CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE….?
OFFICER : MP !!!
CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR..?
OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURED
2 comments September 1st, 2006
ATM mistake lead to $700,000,000 credited to bank account
This story happened a few days ago in Ekaterinburg city, in Ural region in Russia. One man decided to add some money to his bank account via ATM. He went to the nearest one and put 2,000 roubles (around $74). The ATM took the money and returned him a slip. Here is the photo of that slip:
The amount on the slip was 2,006,699,00 RUR (around $7,430,000). He was astonished, he has got another slip – and still the amount was the same. So he decided to go the bank and tell them about the mistake ATM made.
Read the remaining article
2 comments August 27th, 2006
American English
This helped me to improve my conversation with Americans in the United States of America.
* I don’t open conversation (on telephone) with a “Hello” but with a “Hi”
* The telephone is never “engaged”, it’s always “busy”.
* I don’t “disconnect” a phone, I simply “hang-up”.
* I never “mess-up” things, I only “screw them up”.
* I never have a “residence” tel. no., I have a “home” no.
* I don’t stop at the “signals”, but halt at the “lights”.
* I don’t “accelerate”, I “step on the gas”.
* My tire (tyre) never “punctures”, I may have a “flat”.
* The trains have “coaches” or “bogies’ no more but “carriages” or “boxes”.
* There are no “petrol pumps”, but “gas stations”.
* I no longer meet a “wonderful” person, I meet a “cool” guy
* I don’t pull the switch down to light a bulb, rather flick it up.
* I don’t “turn on the heat”, I “turn on the juice”.
* There’s no “Business Area” only “business districts”, and no “districts” but “counties”.
* No one stays “a stone’s throw away”, might be “a few blocks away”.
* There’s no “Town Side”, it’s “Down Town”.
* In restaurants I no longer ask for a “bill” and pay by “cheque”, rather ask for a “check” and pay with (Dollar) “bill”s.
* There are no “soft drinks”, only “sodas”.(”pop” in Minnesota)
* Life’s no longer “miserable” it “stinks”.
* I don’t have a “great” time, I have a “ball” or balls].
* I don’t “sweat it out”, I “work U’r butt off”.
* Never “post” a letter, always “mail” it and “glue” the stamps, don’t “stick” them.
* I no longer live in “flats” or “blocks”, find an “apartment”.
* I no longer “like” something, I “appreciate” it.
* “#” is not “hash”, it’s “pound”.
* I are not “deaf”, I have “impaired hearing”.
* I are not “lunatic”, I are just “mentally challenged”.
* I do not “Give an Exam”, I “Take” it.
* I am not “disgusting”, I am “sick”.
* I can’t get “surprised”, I get “zapped”.
* I don’t “schedule” a meeting, I “skejule” it.
* I never “joke”, I just “kid”.
* I never “increase” the pressure, I always “crank” it up.
* I never ask for a pencil rubber, I ask for an eraser.
* I don’t try to find a lift, I find an elevator.
* I no more ask for a route but for a “RAUT”
* I don’t ask somebody “How r u ?”, I say “What’s up dude?”
* I never go to see a game I go to watch a game.
* If I see “World” champions (or Series), read “USA” champions (or Series).
* There’s no “zero” but “oh”, no “Z” but “zee”.
* There’s no FULL STOP after a statement, there’s a PERIOD
* If someone gets angry at me, I get “flamed”.
In short I don’t speak English, I speak American. 
6 comments June 16th, 2006
Jokes
INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.
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Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha.
Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?”
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
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PAPAD aur JAPAD mein kya farak hai.
Khake dekho pata chal jayega.
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Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game
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Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye.
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Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.
Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai.
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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai….ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.
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In aptitude test…River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.
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Ek aadmi telescope se asman dekh raha tha…
Ek sardar dhyan se use dekh rah tha….
Tabhi ek tara tuta..Sardar chillaya…
Wah boss kya nishana lagaya….
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One employee asked another: How long have you been working here?
Answer: Ever since the boss threatened to fire me.
7 comments May 18th, 2006
Rate Ashish’s Turban!
Everybody….there is this site that lets you vote on people’s turbans. I added our own Medavo representative to it….Ashish 
Go to http://www.ratemyturban.com/index.php?q=quickrate/344 and give Ashish a 10 out of 10 rating!! Lets get our man Ashish in the Super Turbans list!!
14 comments April 27th, 2006
