From the daily archives: Friday, November 25, 2011

 During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director how do
You determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
 
‘Well,’ said the Director, ‘we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.’
 
‘Oh, I understand,’ I said. ‘A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.’
 
‘No.’ said the Director, ‘A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?’