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INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.
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Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha.
Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?”
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
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PAPAD aur JAPAD mein kya farak hai.
Khake dekho pata chal jayega.
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Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game
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Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye.
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Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.
Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai.
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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai….ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.
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In aptitude test…River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.
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Ek aadmi telescope se asman dekh raha tha…
Ek sardar dhyan se use dekh rah tha….
Tabhi ek tara tuta..Sardar chillaya…

Wah boss kya nishana lagaya….
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One employee asked another: How long have you been working here?
Answer: Ever since the boss threatened to fire me.