With modern science moving the productive child bearing years of a woman to well over 75 years is came to pass that a 65-year-old woman finally gave birth to a baby boy for the first time.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.
”May we see the new baby?” one asked.
“Not yet,” said the mother. “I’ll make coffee and we can visit me for awhile first.”
Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, “May we see the new baby now?”
“No, not yet,” said the mother.
After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, “May we see the baby now?”
“No, not yet,” replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, “Well, when can we see the baby?”
“WHEN HE CRIES!” she told them.
“WHEN HE CRIES?” they demanded to know why.
“Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?”
“BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him!”
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lol, funny story…is it true?
Dear Ashish, welcome back , we missed you on medavo. Thanks for the post, seems like, lady has capacity to procreate, but her mind in not working well. Cute.
Time to post NEEV pics again.
baby should be like cellphone,if we forget where we kept them,they must cry. good one asish.
I don’t get how the title of your post relates to the joke? I can see a vague connection….but
Even i couldn’t find any connection between the title of your post and the content.
But good joke…
well may be i should have explained it a little more, the connection is in the pros and cons of advances in science…
i experienced that myself this morning. I was getting late to work, and I was shaving, and when I was only done half way my shaver’s batteries ran out!