Queen Elizabeth, Bush & Musharraf died & went straight
to hell.

Queen Elizabeth said “I miss England, I want to call
England and
see How everybody is doing there.

She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she
asked “Well,
devil How much do I owe you????

The devil says “Five million dollars”
She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her
chair.

Bush was soo jealous, he starts screaming,

“My turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to
see how
everybody is doing there too”

He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he
asked “Well,
devil How much do I owe you????

The devil says “Ten million dollars”

With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and
went to sit
back on His chair.

Musharraf was even more jealous & starts screaming,

“I want to call Pakistan too, I wanna talk to the
ministers, to
the deputy, I ! wanna Talk to everybody of my
Parliment”…..

He called Pakistan and he talked for about twenty
hours, he talked
&Talked & talked, then he asked “Well, devil how much
do I owe
you????
The devil says “Twenty dollars”.
Musharraf is stunned & says “Twenty dollars??? Only
??”

The devil says “Well if you make a call from one hell
to another
hell, it’s local”.

 

6 Responses to a good one

  1. Veer says:

    lol, i love that, soo funny mama

  2. Harakh says:

    i did not get the message.

  3. Dhiren says:

    that is one funny joke. good one kaka.

    Dhiren

  4. Nimit says:

    haha…funny, but let’s keep love for brothers in pakistan also :)

  5. Priti says:

    Good one kaka.

  6. Veer says:

    harak mama, they are saying that pakistan is like hell

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