From the daily archives: Saturday, April 22, 2006

A little boy wanted to meet God.

He knew it was a long trip to where God lived, so he packed his suitcase with a bag of potato chips and a six-pack of juice and started his journey.

When he had gone about three blocks, he met an old woman. She was sitting in the park, just staring at some pigeons. The boy sat down next to her and opened his suitcase. He was about to take a drink from his juice when he noticed that the old lady looked hungry, so he offered her some chips. She gratefully accepted it and smiled at him.

Her smile was so pretty that the boy wanted to see it again, so he offered her a root beer. Again, she smiled at him. The boy was delighted! They sat there all afternoon eating and smiling, but they never said a word.

As twilight approached, the boy realized how tired he was and he got up to leave; but before he had gone more than a few steps, he turned around, ran back to the old woman, and gave her a hug. She gave him her biggest smile ever.

When the boy opened the door to his own house a short time later, his mother was surprised by the look of joy on his face. She asked him, “What did you do today that made you so happy?” He replied, “I had lunch with God.” But before his mother could respond, he added, “You know what? She’s got the most beautiful smile I’ve ever seen!”

Meanwhile, the old woman, also radiant with joy, returned to her home. Her son was stunned by the look of peace on her face and he asked, “Mother, what did you do today that made you so happy?” She replied, “I ate corn chips in the park with God.” However, before her son responded, she added, “You know, he’s much younger than I expected.”

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. People come into our lives for a reason, a season, or! a lifetime. Embrace all equally!

Have lunch with God……..

 

Queen Elizabeth, Bush & Musharraf died & went straight
to hell.

Queen Elizabeth said “I miss England, I want to call
England and
see How everybody is doing there.

She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she
asked “Well,
devil How much do I owe you????

The devil says “Five million dollars”
She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her
chair.

Bush was soo jealous, he starts screaming,

“My turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to
see how
everybody is doing there too”

He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he
asked “Well,
devil How much do I owe you????

The devil says “Ten million dollars”

With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and
went to sit
back on His chair.

Musharraf was even more jealous & starts screaming,

“I want to call Pakistan too, I wanna talk to the
ministers, to
the deputy, I ! wanna Talk to everybody of my
Parliment”…..

He called Pakistan and he talked for about twenty
hours, he talked
&Talked & talked, then he asked “Well, devil how much
do I owe
you????
The devil says “Twenty dollars”.
Musharraf is stunned & says “Twenty dollars??? Only
??”

The devil says “Well if you make a call from one hell
to another
hell, it’s local”.

 

Pramod Mahajan is a noted politician in India representing the BJP(Bharatiya Janta Party). He was shot at by his own brother Pravin Mahajan coz of some property dispute. He was shot at point blank range.
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