From the daily archives: Monday, April 10, 2006
With modern science moving the productive child bearing years of a woman to well over 75 years is came to pass that a 65-year-old woman finally gave birth to a baby boy for the first time.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.
”May we see the new baby?” one asked.
“Not yet,” said the mother. “I’ll make coffee and we can visit me for awhile first.”
Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, “May we see the new baby now?”
“No, not yet,” said the mother.
After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, “May we see the baby now?”
“No, not yet,” replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, “Well, when can we see the baby?”
“WHEN HE CRIES!” she told them.
“WHEN HE CRIES?” they demanded to know why.
“Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?”
“BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him!”
Salman Khan is back in the news. And, as usual, it’s for all the wrong reasons.
This time, the actor has been sentenced to five years in prison.
“The accused committed a heinous crime and is hence being given five years of rigorous imprisonment,” Judge Vijender Kumar Jain told stunned lawyers and fans.
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