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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks
over at him and asks the question….

WIFE : “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
HUSBAND : “Definitely not!”
WIFE : “Why not? Don’t you like being married?”
HUSBAND : “Of course I do.”
WIFE : “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
HUSBAND: “Okay, okay, I’d get married again.”
WIFE : “You would?” (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND : (makes audible groan)
WIFE : “Would you live in our house?”
HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.”
WIFE : “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
HUSBAND : “Where else would we sleep?”
WIFE : “Would you let her drive my car?”
HUSBAND: “Probably, it is almost new.”
WIFE : “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
HUSBAND : “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”
WIFE : “Would you give her my jewelry?”
HUSBAND : “No, I’m sure she’d want her own.”
WIFE : “Would she use my golf clubs?”
HUSBAND: “No, she’s left-handed.”
WIFE : — silence –
HUSBAND : “shit.”

Have a great weekend evbdy….
Paras.