Twenty Great One Liners:
1. Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.
5. A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new cloths.
6. Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
7. Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without… but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.
8. You can’t buy love . . but you pay heavily for it.
9. True friends stab you in the front.
10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
14. Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
16. It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address book.
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haha good one kak. some of these are priceless.
No comments, I expect Neena in few days.
mahen great one liners, we all enjoyed sharing them with each other.
jyoti
hahaha papa, these are really funny
good ones kaka.
Dhiren
manu kaka…..wait till nalini kaki reads these one liners…
hahaha….
harakhchand phua’s playing it safe…
nyways nice one-liners…
loved em, why not get some for the husbands?
can we please have a vote from the husbands who agree on: 13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
Because this is kind of scaring Paras and I.
And Kaka, if i were you I would edit out #15. I can’t imagine nalini kaki will agree with you on that one
I know this are dangerous one liners, don’t anyone tell Nalini and Neena.
I will have to take permission from Nalini to even vote that ‘I am wrong” like nimit suggested.
But still our advice for bachelors is that life is fun. “Grass is always green on the other side”
I am the boss in my house and I have permission to say so from my wife.
I am still not old enough to play it safe like Harakh does!!!!!!!
If you notice Dhiren is writing cooment under PRITI’s login name, if that tells you anything. Good disguise Dhiren.
haha.. mahendra mama.. bachke rehna re baba.. bachke rehna re… Your anniversary is close..
Best one letter comment Ami.
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